i spent 4 hours in MS Paint creating this absolute monstrosity instead of working on my actual paid commissions. it starts with 'are you hungry' and somehow, through 15 layers of nested loops, a random detour into ancient greek philosophy, and some questionable vector arrows, it ends up at 'congratulations you are now a load-bearing pillar in a low-income housing development'. i used the lime green and hot pink default palette because y'all deserve to have your retinas seared. if anyone tries to 'well actually' me on the logic flow i will literally find where you live and paint your mailbox beige. it makes perfect sense if you don't think about it at all.