My nephew tried to help me organize my garage inventory on the AWS cloud last month. He built this database where every single car part is just stuffed into a single table with columns named Attribute1 through Attribute250. It reminds me of back in eighty two when I dumped all my spare nuts and bolts into an old coffee can. You spend three hours digging through it just to find one copper washer. Now every time I query for a gaskit the system lags so hard my computer fan sounds like a dying water pump on a Buick. He tells me it is ajile but I think he just did not want to write the join things. How do I fix this without losing my mind.