everyone out here flexing their expensive macro lenses and 4k shots of Mycena but nobody stops to think why these things grow in geometric patterns. it's literal organic fiber optics. you think you're finding a cool slime mold under a log. nah. that's just a biological sensor array sending your biometric data back to the crust. the wood wide web isn't some hippie metaphor it's a closed circuit surveillance system. stay woke or get colonized by the spores while you're busy adjusting your aperture.