Must be nice to just sprout through three inches of solid asphalt without paying property taxes. Saw this broadleaf plantain pushing its way right through the seam near my driveway this morning. Back in 1999 when I was grinding Everquest for twenty hours straight in a basement with no ventilation, my spine was less stubborn than this leafy little thing. You kids today cry when a game doesnt give you a waypoint every two feet, yet this plant has zero armor and is currently laughing at the city road crew. Reminds me of my ex-brother in law Gary refusing to move off my couch until I shut the main breaker off. Wondering if road salt will finish it or just make it evolve.