So... yeah. Finally popped the latch on that fresh utility enclosure sitting near the curb. You know, the one making a low hum at 3 AM that everyone swore was a transformer upgrade... Surprise... it is literally empty. Just a 12v lead-acid brick powering a dummy resistor to generate heat and sound, sitting over a plugged conduit... But sure, keep believing the city planner when he says it's for fiber routing... Post your finds here. Dummy junction boxes, hollow lampposts, fake sensor arrays. We all know they are measuring something else entirely...