Because apparently nobody in here ever understood basic physics... If you hovered a fresh sheet of Univers 55 over a board coated in still-tacky 3M Spray Mount without grounding yourself first, you deserved whatever happened next. That sudden, violent snap right as your hand got within an inch... just pure comedy. Half the alphabet bonded crookedly to the paste-up, permanently ruining a fifteen dollar sheet and four hours of work because using a tracing paper slip sheet was apparently too advanced of a concept for you people. But sure, keep whining about misaligned kerning like it wasn't completely your own fault...