Reminds me of an old Lineage II private server I played back in 2011 where the dev used unix timestamps as the primary key for trade transactions. Two dudes figured it out, macro-synced their trades down to the exact millisecond, broke the write integrity, and duped top-tier raid boss jewelry for weeks. The server owner thought he was getting DDoS attacked when it was literally just his garbage schema overwriting records and throwing key violation exceptions. 🤡