i drew this up on my iPad while vibrating at a high frequency. some people say a simple s3 bucket is enough for a static site but they lack vision. this setup routes every single http request through a custom rust microservice that queries a raspberry pi cluster in my basemnt to check if my cat is currently sleeping before serving the index.html. if the cat is awake it spins up a new docker container to delay the load time. it is peak efficency if you think about it ☕