My son told me to buy hair bleach to clean a computer. I am 52 years old. The girl at the salon store asked me what kind of lift I wanted and I told her I just wanted the beige box to look less like a chain smoker lived in it. She stared at me. Is there a normal place to buy this or do I have to keep explaining 90s plastics to teenagers. Also the bleach got on my deck and now there is a white spot. My husband is going to kill me.